Have the affairs of life got you down?
Feel like you’re not your normal self?
Feel unable to be happy?
Feel alone in your nightmare?
Well, nothing improves one’s demeanor better than seeing someone whose lot is worse than their own.
Have a look at this sad-looking Halloween Pennant.
All worn and torn—a shred of its former self. Pitiful. And Halloween is still two and a half months away.
Don’t you feel better now?