The Gasoline and Gunpowder Gang’s Second-biggest Holiday of the Year

For members of the gasoline and gunpowder gang in Pennsylvania, the coming two weeks are the second-biggest holiday of the year.  Cloaked in ceremonial orange, worshipers of the White-tailed Deity are making their annual pilgrimage into the great outdoors to beat the bushes in search of their idol.  For the fortunate among the faithful, their devotion culminates in a testosterone/adrenaline-charged sacrifice of the supreme being.

The White-tailed Deity
The White-tailed Deity

Remember, emotions run high during this blood-letting festival—sometimes overwhelming secular attributes like logic and rational decision-making.  You don’t want to be in the crossfire—so stay out of the woods!

Eastern Gray Squirrel
Rifle season…it’s a good time to be a squirrel.

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